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Jesus-Titty-Ass-Mother-Fucking-Christ

A statement similar to Jesus-Fucking-Christ that is often used in a situation of utter disbelief, shock or frustration. It is arguably blasphemy as well. Can be announced slowly and clearly to express disgust and hopelessness, or loud and fast to alert someone of an imminent disaster that will most likely end in catastrophe.
Also might be a sign of Tourette syndrome.
Jesus-Titty-Ass-Mother-Fucking-Christ! I almost died!
by RebelJosh89 December 17, 2020
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National post a fake ass friend day is where you post a friend who you know is fake, if participating you’re expected to post something on several social media platforms e.g. Instagram, Snapchat, Facebook and others.
“Hey it’s national post a fake ass friend day
“Oh, I better post Ella then”
by 000000000500000000 November 8, 2021
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Grab Your Best Friends Ass Week

Any week of a month you and your best friends can grab each others ass when ever you all want. But only on grab your best friends ass week
bestie, it’s grab your best friends ass week
by lortimmydadon September 1, 2021
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Give your girlfriend an ass massage day

A sunny day where your girlfriend gets to treat herself to an ass massage by her one and only.
by Sezmstersem April 2, 2023
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Your homosapien ancestor was a homosexual ass molestor

The ultimate roast better than your mom gay, your dad lesbian and your granny tranny. It's worse in the context of someone saying no you.
Your homosapien ancestor was a homosexual ass molestor.
by Trashginger April 4, 2018
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hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut

When the temperature is extremely high, higher than average!
I thought last week was hot, but this week it's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut.
by FluffySasquatch October 7, 2022
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Smack your tall friends ass day

Today is smack your tall friend ass day

This day happens everyday from march to may.
Hey sky!
what Greg?
Its smack your tall friends ass day!!!!
by mariafootlettuce March 25, 2022
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