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Those shades came from My Bffs Closet

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by Mbffsc June 18, 2018

Use my code

Sentence that every instagram girl uses to promote stuff that they don't even use.

Use my code glamgirlxo to get 20 % off!

by YJAY March 14, 2017

My Dirty DM's

My Dirty DM's is a term used to describe what you and your friends find on the dark side of Instagram. Whether it consists of small women being carried in trash bags, a man fucking a rubber chicken, or videos of kids pulling out guns in school. These also consist of a lot of Spongebob memes.

When I looked at My Dirty DM's I orgasmed so hard my chicken laid a elephant.

by ThatKidWhoIsReallyFuckingWeird March 23, 2017

freak my line

hit me up/ contact me via phone

EM: You want to come to that party tomorrow?
GEN: Yeah, I might! Freak my line.

by B Applebum March 16, 2017

top my car out

See how fast it can go

I was trying to top my car out and see how quick I could get home

by Kurioking March 17, 2017

On my ticket

When somebody won't be a part of a team or won't be invited to somewhere.

(The House of Cards, S3E11).

"You should consider a career on the stage ( because he sure as hell isn't gonna be on my ticket).

by Inok007 June 21, 2016

She got her hand on my pappy

She has her hand strocking my dick.

Why she got her hand on my pappy in the car.

by Void shawn June 16, 2016