Retirement Zombie

A person who is using a legacy bank that limits what they're allowed to invest in to save for retirement.

Hal almost lost his entire 401(k) to fees because he forgot to roll it over when he switched jobs, he's a retirement zombie!

by Retired Satoshi September 25, 2023

Red Zombie

Someone who drinks something red (usually wine) before getting brutally facefucked. They will be moaning and choking for air like a zombie. Right when the man is ready to bust he stuffs his whole dick in the red zombies throat and finishes in the back while still pumping causing the red zombie to throw up red puke and cum (looking like red zombie vomit).

Yo I knew she might be turning when we was sipping red wine I didn’t think she could take my whole dick. I was right! It looked like she was throwin up blood she really turned into a red zombie!

by NDC December 17, 2023

Impression Zombie

Annoying "verified" X bots/accounts that reply to trending posts out of nowhere, saying meaningless stuff like "Good" and "Really", just for the sake of earning impressions and ads revenue.

The Japanese have come up with a good name for the stupid blue check bots that are spamming up people's replies: インプレゾンビ (impression zombies)

this is what I'm going to be calling them from now on.

by lpsn February 14, 2024

mich zombiee

One of the funniest people ever on facebook with a platform. Always making everyone’s day with her funny post and she not scared to express her feelings. Girl feels no embarrassment at all I aspire to be like her

Person 1: omg did u see mich zombiee post?
Person 2: Oh the one where she talked about wishing his cum was chunky so she could chew on it and savor the flavor longer? Yeah it was hilarious lmao

by scorpiooov February 25, 2024

mich zombiee

One of the funniest people ever on facebook with a platform. Always making everyone’s day with her funny post and she not scared to express her feelings. Girl feels no embarrassment at all I aspire to be like her

Person 1: omg did u see mich zombiee post?
Person 2: Oh the one where she talked about wishing his cum was chunky so she could chew on it and savor the flavor longer? Yeah it was hilarious lmao

by scorpiooov February 26, 2024

mich zombiee

A facebook WOMAN comedian who isn’t afraid to express herself. We should all let her rule the world. Tight pussy girl.

Person 1: Omg did you see mich zombiees new post?
Person 2: The one where she talks about wishing his cum was chunky so she can chew on it and savor the flavor longer? Yeah it was hilarious.

by scorpiooov February 28, 2024

impression zombie

Impression zombie(インプレゾンビ) is a Japanese slang term for annoying "verified" bots or impression farmers, typically operated by individuals from Arabic or Indian backgrounds. They are basically active when replying to Japanese post.

They pose as Japanese users, spamming replies with meaningless content, copypasting quotes or messing search result with unrelated videos in order to gain impressions and revenue.

They're called "zombies" because they lack communication skills and mindlessly seek preys(some post that went viral on X), resembling zombies.

The phenomenon exploded after Elon Musk's launched Creator Ads Revenue Sharing.

human account: "My mother is buried in a broken house! Please help!"

Impression Zombie: 1 "hi"
Impression Zombie: 1 "wonderful"
Impression Zombie: 1 "nice"
Impression Zombie: 1 "what is this"
Impression Zombie: 2 "هذا مضحك"
Impression Zombie: 2 "شكرا!"
Impression Zombie: 2 "what is this"
Impression Zombie: 2 "famous guy died by sui"
Impression Zombie: 2 "mous guy died by s"
Impression Zombie: 2 "اللي مايعرف الصقر يشويه"
Impression Zombie: 3 "🤣🤣🤣"
Impression Zombie: 3 "😫"
Impression Zombie: 3 "🍷🗿"
Impression Zombie: 3 "mous guy died by s"
Impression Zombie: 3 "😬😬"
Impression Zombie: 4 "."
Impression Zombie 4: "a"
Impression Zombie 4: "😥"
Impression Zombie 5: "(porn link)"
Impression Zombie 5: "(porn link)"
Impression Zombie 5: "(porn link)"
Impression Zombie 6: "agwer"
Impression Zombie 6: "fadsd"
Impression Zombie 6: "qeeee"
Impression Zombie 7: "Good job thank 💯💯😸😸"
Impression Zombie 7: "Amigo 😎🧉😎😎"
Impression Zombie 7: "That's great job 😁😀🔥💯"
Impression Zombie 8: "三井銀行"
Impression Zombie 8: "fsfaewvds"
Impression Zombie 8: "Superb 💓💓💐💐💐"
Impression Zombie 9: "My mother is buried in a broken ho11"
Impression Zombie 9: "dwAnild"
Impression Zombie 9: "My mother is buried in a broken ho10"
Impression Zombie 9: "woooooow awesome😎😎😎😎😎 old gold"

by Triopsidae March 11, 2024