Wet Second

An extended period of time usually when you're bored off your tree

Oisin: Did it take you long to bust a load last night?

Brendan: Yea, I lasted a wet second

by Wet second January 29, 2018

Wet-Nash

The action of a females soaking wet panties while performing foreplay.

Man she had a wet-Nash before I ever took her panties off.

She was so horny she had a big wet-Nash

Did you feel that wet-Nash rub against you during that lap dance.

by E=mc December 9, 2013

Wet Oscar

(slang) A prank whereby a saliva-moistened finger is inserted into an unsuspecting person's nostril, often with a slight twisting motion, in the same manner as a wet willy.

Darren is such a jerk; he gave me a wet oscar.

by Seamus MacFarland O'Toole March 25, 2022

wet daisy

A person who is weak and gets beaten by family members on a daily.

Oi josh you are a wet daisy

by fat cory 101 June 22, 2017

wet bandaid

When a person is annoying and purposely not useful or helpful in any way... your bandaid gets wet and it won't stay where you need it so you have to adjust it constantly.

That jerk is just about as useful as a wet bandaid.

by Robbyn A July 27, 2023

Wet chocolate

When you take a shit in the shower and get the nasty fealing inbetween your ass cheecks like they are sticking together.

When you take a shit in the shower "bro i just got out of some wet chocolate"

by UwU_snuggle_me April 2, 2021

wet barney

An extremely moist fart.

*farts* “oh boy, that sounded like a wet Barney.”

by QuietSlipper April 20, 2020