two pissholes in a snowbank

Two pissholes in a snowbank

I drank WAY too much last night; woke up, looked in the mirror and my eyes looked like “two pissholes in a snowbank!”

by dmillswvu82 January 28, 2023

tier two shit

A person who has a shit personality and is always trying to invade your friend group whilst not being invited. They are also very hard to get rid of.

That guy Jeremy is a tier two shit.
I suspect he might be a tier two shit.

by the rizzler2 February 10, 2023

Two-Buck-Chuck

An Australian slang word for a bottle of extremely cheap and nasty wine. Often confused with 'goon'.
Due to high alcohol taxes in Australia, despite the name, two-buck-chuck which once would've cost $2, may now cost anywhere up to $5.

The name is derived from its affect on the consumer, as drinking it very fast is potent and often makes the consumer quickly drunk and vomit violently.
It is often drunk for these above reasons- to get inebriated quickly and frugally.
Additonally- the action of vomiting quickly to sober yourself up, and to get back to partying is called having a "power-chuck".

"Do you want to get pre-drinks, before we got out?" "Nah, no time mate, I'm just gonna down a bottle of two-buck-chuck"

by A.Welles April 11, 2023

Two persian cats

This is a term for when your being groomed by Colleen Ballinger

"the only thing I've ever groomed are my two persian cats"

by legallawsuit July 2, 2023

China number two

Mostly Vietnamese gamers say this word when they see a Chinese gamer.

"China number two!"

by SakuraNitrous March 11, 2022

Two-story billfold

When someones wallet is so full of junk that when they pull it out it resembles a two-story building.

Hey Jon you really should clean your wallet, it's starting to take the form of a two-story billfold.

by CSells March 19, 2004

two pretty bestfriends

something that doesn’t exist

person A: have you ever seen two pretty bestfriends?
person B: I ain’t never seen two pretty bestfriends

by caca poopoo pp January 23, 2021