When the cops come to your door and your homie tells you to hide the drugs in his ass and you put it in there then he moans and then he nuts all over you and the cops and gets the cops pregnant.
*Police Sirens*
Friend: ``What is that?``
*People Come Up to the Door*
Friend: ``Quick! Hide the drugs in my ass.``
*Sticks it up his ass*
*He starts nutting all over us and the cops*
Friend: ``What is that?``
*People Come Up to the Door*
Friend: ``Quick! Hide the drugs in my ass.``
*Sticks it up his ass*
*He starts nutting all over us and the cops*
by Moai January 24, 2023
Get the Doormug. by J4VA January 3, 2023
Get the Doormug. Door stepping someone is when you get on your hands and knees behind someone and your mate pushes them so they fall over you.
by slagofthenorth30000 April 9, 2021
Get the Door stepmug. A long flat area that stands straight up. You can open and close it. It also give you privacy so you can do things without people watching you.
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Get the the creepy doormug. by Name stain August 10, 2024
Get the back door breezemug. Wdym, it’s a fuckin door, you don’t know what a door is, open, close, lock, unlock, what’s so hard to understand about a fucking door?
by Milk Bals January 24, 2022
Get the Doormug.