chode maxxing

The act of unapologetically embracing and enhancing one's inner (and outer) chode energy to absurd, often grotesque levels—usually for attention, dominance, or ironic self-expression. Can include behaviors like flexing micro gains, wearing compression shorts in non-athletic settings, or acting like an alpha while clearly being a beta.

"Bro showed up to brunch in pit-v stained tank top, talked about his crypto losses for an hour, and called it a 'grindset.' Straight up chode maxxing."

by revolade April 9, 2025

chode attack

When a bunch of women chomp some chewy chode

Yesterday my sister and her friends gave me a chode attack .

by Chewychodechamper May 12, 2016

Chode Smashing

hitting your penis with a hammer using advanced chode maxxing techniques to increase bloodflow to the chode giving it an increase in girth

bro I was chode smashing with a rock and my chode became so thick and bruised

by hackerchodeboy November 5, 2025

chode miester

Someone who has a chode and embraces it, e.g Harri Meskanen

Harri is such a chode miester.

by Chode mark 5 August 7, 2016

Chodeing

The act of smooshing your penis till desired girth

Chodeing ex: Leo told Kai his cock was skinny he should chode “the penis is squeezed till it gets thicker”

by Goon.master69 March 26, 2024

chode

a penis that curves off to one side or the other

My chode breaks to the right.

by binchmerkin December 9, 2008

Chode

The male ejaculation, dispersing of semen. Unloading the holy juice. Known via 90’s rappers as ‘busting a nut’

“I blew my chode all over the slag”

“She swallowed my chode”

“Holy shit! That was a big chode!”

by Moose86 August 18, 2023