by Vatful March 21, 2018
I had a great prank lined up, until someone was an Uncle Zak and snitched on me.
That was weird how Tony was really cool with us until we visited the retirement home. He sure became an Uncle Zak then.
That was weird how Tony was really cool with us until we visited the retirement home. He sure became an Uncle Zak then.
by 6 Pack Sample December 17, 2018
by theatergeek04 January 01, 2023
by Cappuccinoo June 26, 2023
The uncle the molested you when you were 6. He’s a pretty sweet guy but thinks you forgot about what he did. He mostly spends his time in the basement and at church. He’s anti social and has 1 friend he plays golf with (usally your dad or a friend from Highschool). Over all a pretty weird but nice-ish guy
by poKin0m July 16, 2023
My bully chasing me: "You've got nowhere to run dipshit"
My Uncle Jim: *appears*
MY bully now realizing that we are not within 50 miles of a school zone: *prepares his asshole*
My Uncle Jim: *appears*
MY bully now realizing that we are not within 50 miles of a school zone: *prepares his asshole*
by Dirty,dan January 29, 2022
An old man, works as floor cleaner and does 🎣, is a pro astro photographer, spams a lot, has tremendous achievements and won gold medal in getting banned.
Has extraordinary mind, is a geek and has signed cryopreservation contract till 2805.
Has extraordinary mind, is a geek and has signed cryopreservation contract till 2805.
by Gravity falls aka hoi February 16, 2022