cheese on a board

Someone or somebody who isn't worth the time of day.
A trivial, unimportant topic of discussion that should promptly be dismissed for sheer stupidity and lack of depth and meaning.

"These hos ain't shit but cheese on a board."

by Cal_Pal June 8, 2016

Cheese Sleeve

A cheese sleeve is an uncircumcised penis that is unkept and has collected a dick cheese in its weird casing. Sometimes if cheesey enough. It will ceep out the top.

I went to go down on Matt to discover he was sporting a putrid cheese sleeve.

by Slippery Richard November 9, 2010

Cheese Cancer

A rare condition (about 2 cases every 2 years) of the lymphatic system caused by some of the additives and chemicals used in the production of cheese-like products (i.e. Velveta, Kraft, American).

Typical symptoms include: wearing tight jeans, sitting too close to a monitor, loss of motor skills (i.e. falling), panic attacks, and inability to wake up before 11am.

As of now, there are no known remedies/cures for this type of cancer.

Growing up I had Velveta and american cheese 3 times a week, and now I have Cheese Cancer.

by 2dr June 10, 2009

biggie cheese

A legend among animals. The greatest rapper of all time.

*Biggie Cheese walks in*
Biggie Cheese: Hi it's Biggie Cheese

by xxxCabooseKillerxxx October 23, 2018

wine-and-cheese

The act of drinking wine and eating cheese together.

See netflix-and-chill

We about to wine-and-cheese the fuck out.

by Sir-sonsa-lot March 30, 2019

cheese in hand

A cheese snack placed in the palm of the hand

"Man I'm hungry I could do with some cheese in hand"

by Thomas David Waddicar April 28, 2008

the absolute cheese

Used to express how good something is, how dumb someone is, how awesome a thing is ... etc ... it's great to describe almost anything actually!

1. No school today? That is the absolute cheese! - Lisa
2. OMG Bush, you are an absolute cheese - Dave
3. That has *got to be* the absolute cheese! - Pip

by Lii September 5, 2005