cruel fart

A symphony of flatulence, wet and moist enough that it should be illegal. Is known to have destroyed office chairs.

Man 1: "Hey, I just did such a cruel fart at work".
Man 2: "Yeah I know, I saw your office chair in the back alley. It was still on fire!"

by Robynn Banks September 21, 2009

Olympic Fart

When you run and jump into the air and while flying, you fart in a person's face.

My Roommate just hit me with an olympic fart.

by unc sucks and swallows October 27, 2009

flimsy fart

1. A fart that lacks structural integrity.

2. A person whos personality or actions have limited integrity.

1. Whoa, that fart was so flimsy you couldn't build on it !

2. Hey Dude, your such a flimsy fart.

by CamZH June 10, 2007

condom fart

The farting of often subtle but sometimes excessive scent of lubricated rubber that yields confusion and fear in its wake.

Danny: It's been two days and I'm still having condom farts.

Bert: It never stops.

Danny: I'm scared.

by bobertwho December 01, 2010

Fart Lettuce

Brassica oleracea capitata (cabbage), having a short stem and leaves formed into a compact, edible head.

son: What are you makin' for dinner mom?

mother: I was thinking Cabbage and Kluski.

son: What! come on ma i fuckin' hate fart lettuce!!

mother: *smack* Watch your mouth!!

by mekazoid March 17, 2011

strudel fart

An expulsion of vaginal gas also known as a 'queef'.

function: intransitive verb, or noun.

It sounded like ass gas, but I think she strudel farted.

by FapMaster500 September 15, 2008

Robo fart

The sudden supply of bodily gas that uccures after dinking a bottle of robitussin

AHHHH!......Robo fart

by Johnny Robitussin August 26, 2003