Rebound dick

The term for the guy a girl uses to have meaningless sex with after a breakup even though she doesn't like him. The "backup" guy for sex.

Guy: "Hey, how did things go with Tiffany?"
Friend: "Not good. Turns out she just used me as a rebound dick. She didn't really like me."
Guy: "Ah fuck. That's cold."

by PandemicMEM May 20, 2016

Dicking market

the list of qualified women that your penis can enter in a specified geographic area

"Valdez, there are 7.6 women per male in your dicking market."

by Bob Dole 007 October 20, 2011

Dick Clutz

when someone regularly and "accidentally" falls on dick.

Emily's such a dick clutz. She fell on a few this weekend.

by Horny Troll July 28, 2017

Tuna dick

When a guy doesn't wash himself in some days or pees a lot without shaking it clean, and the penis starts emanating a rancid smell of pissy tuna.

I ain't gonna suck that. You smell like tuna, go wash yourself.

It seems that you suffer from a severe case of tuna dick.

by Old Janitor May 02, 2017

kitty dick

You have kitty dick after you put kitty chow on your dick so your kitty licks it off

Friend 1: Man ever since we broke up all I can get is kitty dick
Friend 2: You're that low? Shit.

by Richard the dude January 21, 2017

link's dick

Something that can turn on and satisfy anything in the whole damn galaxy. Even non living things such as rocks. Too powerful link must keep it in his pants at all cost at all times. Just by saying these 2 words will leave anything begging on the floor desperately.

"Ahh, I might just need Link's dick tonight!"

by Your Secret Urges September 26, 2017

dick cheney

Weapon of mass destruction

Dick cheney is Bush's puppeteer

by Bill clinton III December 02, 2003