Cracker Confusion

The art of having a girlfriend with a twin sister, and getting confused with the twin and your girlfriend and end up fucking her dad

Man last night I had the worst cracker confusion, I think I have one of his shewbs stuck in between my teeth.

by Shitlord69420 May 27, 2018

cracker knock

Basically white people knocking on your door and running away

John did a cracker knock on Mr. May's house

by Cat 🐱🐱🐈 December 14, 2017

FIRE CRACKER

1. A Small Firework That Has A Fuse Where You Light And Watch It fire up for around 8 seconds
2. A Angry Redneck

1. (Lights Fire Cracker Then Throws Them At Grandpa while he's resting on rocker)
2. WHERE DA' FUCK MAH BEER GO MOTHERTRUCKER!?!?!?!

by Dill Kosh December 25, 2017

whacker cracker

MY MF BEST FRIEND CC

You a whacker cracker dude

by Liz em December 31, 2017

Cracker Jacker

Any minority, normally black people, who “jack” or steal purely or most enjoyably from white people.

He called Kamsni ugly god? That mothafucka should’ve known better, Kamani a real Cracker Jacker.

by Anthony Pires January 12, 2018

Confederate Nut Cracker

A person who comes up from behind and kicks you in the balls, drops you to your knees and then allows you to get back up

Watch this, I'm going to give this guy a Confederate Nut Cracker!

by Lothar January 13, 2018

Cream-crackered

British cockney slang for "nackered", meaning extremely tired or worn out.

"Wow, I'm feelin so Cream-crackered soon I might be brown bread!

by KingOfBBM January 11, 2020