Noob

A person who sucks at life(if they have one)

I am a noob
Yeah you really are

by Highto June 25, 2018

Noob

Someone who is new to something, usually a video game, and have no idea what's going on. Most will not listen to advice from people who are not noobs. Some people find noobs annoying.

I'm considered a noob myself to a video game I recently started playing, but you can call me the good version of a noob; I'm willing to listen to others and thank them for the advice.

I'm serious. I'm one of the rare types of noobs--the less annoying, mature one that's willing to receive advice.

by Tomboy05 June 12, 2018

Noob Camper

Someone who stands on magical tiles wearing a hat, while taunting his enemies by constantly moving on the spot and refusing to leave his perch above the tiles.

Loser: Ugh, you’re such a NOOB CAMPER!

by BillyMcSaggyTits May 3, 2018

Noob

One who doesn't understand simple gameplay mechanics and simple terms in video games, such as Halo 5: Guardians.

Old Man Requis (GT) is a noob at everything he does

by TheBalored February 21, 2017

International Will is a Noob Day

A day to celebrate Will for all of his noobness. Will must be honored around the world for his heroics.

Man 1: Hey dude! Happy International Will is a Noob Day!
Man 2: I wish we had this day off from work. I could really go for a beer right now.

by Greg761 September 17, 2025

subhaan=noob

this is very true as he has 6 kids

make sure everyone knows

pls like n share x

Subhaan=noob is what everyone was shouting today in town.

by noob.xoxo October 8, 2025

Noob

Thinks 40 golems and 100 gigas means he's ready to take down an entire alliance

Lulz "I have 40 golems and 100 giga ready for this weekend" -birds noob 2018

by Birdsark noob September 6, 2018