Sleep

Sleep is something that you do to retain or get energy. Most adults need to get 7-8 hours of sleep, children need to get 7-10 to stay away from insomnia and to have a healthy life. No one should over sleep or else your body will feel like it needs more and you will just feel like plain shit.

Sleep

by Goatmillk July 7, 2017

Chocolate sleeping bag

After anal penetration, you discover faeces under and around your foreskin. Aka: shit in and on dick.

Bro I rooted Stacey in the ass last night and she gave me a chocolate sleeping bag

by Toaksy July 7, 2017

sleeping condiments

Anything that you need in bed to sleep with someone, particularly birth control, especially condoms.

Hey, we need to get our sleeping condiments ready for our big night in bed.

by Tipsy Flipsy July 10, 2017

Sleep

death with benefits

sleep is an open relationship with death- death with benefits.

by mavericktheraven August 17, 2017

Hit with the sleeps

Feeling a sudden urge or feeling of tiredness

Guy: damn mom I just got hit with the sleeps
Mom: go to bed then

by BlackAustin December 27, 2018

Sleep jizzum

The layer of filth that covers you during slumber.

Me: “The inside of your ear looks shiny”
Greg Clifford: “Oh that’s just from my sleep jizzum”

by GW Dunston December 31, 2018

Sleep Toasted

Trying to keep yourself up for so long that you eventually feel high, but you’re not high, you’re just sleep

“Dude I feel sleep toasted, I’ve been up for 30 hours and everything is funny.”

by Iamnothigh January 9, 2019