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San Francisco Sandwich 

When a guy and girl cum on each other and rub the cum all over each other's bodies. The girl then lays on top of the guy with the guy's penis being the pickle and the girls boobs being the meat in the sandwich and the couple can add whatever else they want in between to put their own special touch on the sandwich.
Man that girl is hot. I wonder if she'll make a San Francisco Sandwich with me.
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Open hole sandwich 

A vagina that naturally stays open.
When her pants were off the wind would whistle through her open hole sandwich.

When she has sex it takes three dong's to fill her open whole sandwich.

Make a Sandwich 

About the most sexually degrading thing that can be done to a man. After the man has ejaculated (either before or during intercourse or other sex play), his partner goes to the kitchen, puts meat, cheese and condiments on two pieces of bread. The partner then brings the "sandwich" back to the man and forces him to eat it. Embellishments like serving the "sandwich" on a plate, cutting it into halves, or trimming the crusts off the bread only heighten the humiliation.
"Oh, you think that sex was dirty, I'm going to go make a sandwich you little worm. Then you're going to eat it."

Man #1: Oh shit, you know that crazy hottie last night at the bar. She's a fucking sexual animal. I got her home and she just went nuts. Tore off all my clothes, licking and sucking everything. We were in the hallway, the living room, at some point she was half upside down hanging off the balcony. There was a plunger and spinning lights. It felt like an alien abduction. I mean, damn, she was insatiable.

Man #2: Whoa. Nice. You gonna go get some more of that? Wait, alien abduction?

Man #1: ... um well. She, um... made me a sandwich.

Man #2: Damn. You're just a little bitch now aren't you?
Make a Sandwich by wonkybutt July 15, 2007

paramedic sandwich 

An apparatus in which a patient is placed on and shacked to a gurney, a second gurney is placed inverted on top of the patient, and the two gurneys are shackled together. Used when patients are stabilized and represent an extreme risk to themselves or others. May be used as a punitive measure when the threat (or administration) of a rectal exam is considered to be ineffective.
"If the dirtball in Room Two doesn't cool down, give him twenty mgs of Vitamin H, slap him into a paramedic sandwich and transport him to County."

ban sandwich 

to apply a ban to a user from using an IRC chatroom. Only ops can ban users.
stfu before i give you a ban sandwich
ban sandwich by Nobuyuki February 18, 2004

armageddon sandwich 

A sandwich consisting of two slices of old bread with a piece of paper in the middle that says "ARMAGEDDON". It is a weird prank that is mailed to it's victim and there is no known reason behind the prank. Introduced in 2007.
My brother got an ARMAGEDDON SANDWICH in the mail yesterday and still hasn't figured out who sent it or what it even means.

Granny Sandwich 

A fetish that consists of two elderly women, and a form of spread the two women as they lay a top each other and you eat them out at the same time whilst eating the form of spread.
Olivia went to have a granny sandwich.