purple rain 

The thought of having to pay child support after your girlfriend tells you shes pregnant.

Wishin' on a falling star

Waitin' for the early train

Sorry boy, but I've been hit by purple rain

Aw, come on, Joe, you can always

Change your name

Thanks a lot, son, just the same

- America Ventura Highway

purple rain by Rowger May 29, 2013

purple headed yogurt slinger

A fleshy penis that slings cum all over the place continuously.

My purple headed yogurt slinger slayed your girlfriends face.

purple headed yogurt slinger by THE BEAN FLICKER April 30, 2006

purple state 

A state of intense and prolonged sexual arousal brought about by fantasies of violating the spouses of political candidates of both parties.

Garvin was in a purple state from his desire to give the First Lady a Dirty Sanchez.

purple state by Wayang Doll November 7, 2006

Purple Monkey Dishwasher 

When somebody reaches down their pants, rubs their hand around on their privates and brings it back up to their nose for a sniff. Usually checking to see if their balls need a cleaning before going out for the night

"Bro, did you just see that?"
"Yeah man he just purple monkey dishwashered himself, that kid is gross"

Purple Monkey Dishwasher by Chuckster2020 February 5, 2010

purple nurple

1. an act when one twists the nipple of another, causing it to go purple.
2. My friend Shelbie's stuffed monkey

"Look out William! It looks like Jacob'll give you a purple nurple if you stop eating all that poop!"

Shelbie: PURPLE NURPLE! PURPLE NURPLE! PURPLE NURPLE! PURPLE NURPLE!

purple nurple by Gwen Stefani Grrl October 21, 2003

purple mushroom 

type of cloud formed after explosion by an iraqi nuclear warhead

purple mushroom by tony with a T February 13, 2003

purple mustache 

subtle reference refering to the appearance of the anus after extended anal sex. a mixture of colours, wine red, and various earth tones mixing into a hairy purple mess. Flushed skin with various..secretions. A spin on the older term 'cranberry juice stains', hinting at possible stains left on an unfortunate subject's boxer shorts the morning after.

Someone's going to have quite the purple mustache after spending a night with those boys.

purple mustache by jim parker February 14, 2006