Most Perfect Person

The most perfect person is Tarkov, also known as Luka’s pretty boy. They’re amazing, adorable, and so much more.

“Do you know the most perfect person?”
“Yeah! His name is Tarkov. They’re really cute, too!”

by Ɛ>luka<3 December 16, 2022

snow cone person

(a) a very strange breed of human that has shaved head and a dyed hair in a strange way, resembling a snow cone

usually a homosexual

(b)someone who enjoys sitting on snow cones with their bare anus

(a)dude did you see that strange snow cone person at the 4th of july parade? they were staging a takeover
(b)fred is a snow cone person. don't ask. you don't want to know.

by Lord Fartquadd December 17, 2022

personal swing set

Someone used willingly and repeatedly for intercourse often involving kink with various types of metal and plastic objects being inserted into the person.

"I want someone I can practice with my new dildos on"

"Maybe you should get a personal swing set"

by DangerBunnyAttac April 18, 2018

sexual personality disorder

Is a state of displacement,mania,schizophrenia,psychosexual development and schizo affective disorder where auditory hallucinations and visual hallucinations are causes to uncontrolled impulses for rape , sexual harrassment ,and child/sexual abuse ect....

Carl went to the mental health clinic because he was under the impression that he was under sexual personality disorder

by rafael e Reyes June 5, 2018

Type-T Personality

These people are what I refer to as Template-Types or Type-T personalities. These are the people who instinctively or unconsciously compensate for whatever virtues they might lack in themselves. Like any printing template, it is the part that’s missing, its negative space, that shapes and defines their contributions to the world.

The German philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche, being the classic Type-T personality, actually proposed marriage to Lou Salome through his best friend, Paul Rey. Some Ubermensch he was!

by anonymous November 21, 2022

Good person alert

A sarcastic insult often directed at performative social activists (sometimes even by other social activists), particularly those that are perceived as try-hards that use "moral purity" as social currency and/or emotional validation. Essentially dissing them in a way that says "congratulations, you got the attention you're clearly craving"

Persona A: Oh you shouldn't support or even talk about Harry Potter, the author is very transphobic

Persona B: 🚨 Good Person Alert🚨...Like I get what you're saying but this boycott has done jack shit so far!

by Bisexual Simp January 3, 2022

Three person tickler

Beating the shit out of your dick and then partner, while sing the lyrics to any 50s songs. Then find a third person and shove your fist as far up there ass as they spit on the other person face. Then you projectile cum on both of them, and then do a 3 hour anal session.

Any one up for a three person tickler?

by 5678m December 20, 2021