I pee on cats
I pee on cats by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 28, 2020
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Squat to Pee
Derogatory term referring to SQAD coined due to impediments caused by software testers, in effect, reducing otherwise prosperous companies to a pile of dust.
Better learn to pee while running otherwise you get left behind like Netscape, the last company who squat to pee.
Squat to Pee by Habacka Habama III February 18, 2009
idk but i have to pee
idk but i have to pee by Squidnation January 31, 2014
Dude Smoochin' Pee-Pee Toucher
Mr. Sanders: "DAMN! Bushman is a big Dude Smoochin' Pee-Pee Toucher!"
Mr. Knieriem: "It's schlong either way!"
Mr. Knieriem: "It's schlong either way!"
Dude Smoochin' Pee-Pee Toucher by Shotgun Larry May 10, 2003
do you still sit when you pee?
What one says when you think the other person should have learned how to do or already done by now. It's used as an insult to tell the person theyre pathetic.
50 year old: I've never had sex.
30 year old: Do you still sit when you pee?
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25 year old: I havent passed my drivers test.
16 year old: Do you still sit when you pee?
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9 year old: I dont know how to ride a bike.
6 year old: Do you still sit when you pee?
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8 year old: I dont know how to tie my shoes.
5 year old: Do you still sit when you pee?
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German Guy: Ich habe die USA eingewandert und ich habe seit zwanzig Jahren höre und ich weiß nicht, wie noch Englisch zu sprechen. (I've immigrated to the USA and I've been hear for 20 years and I still dont know how to speak english.)
USA Guy who understands German: Do you still sit when you pee?
30 year old: Do you still sit when you pee?
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25 year old: I havent passed my drivers test.
16 year old: Do you still sit when you pee?
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9 year old: I dont know how to ride a bike.
6 year old: Do you still sit when you pee?
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8 year old: I dont know how to tie my shoes.
5 year old: Do you still sit when you pee?
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German Guy: Ich habe die USA eingewandert und ich habe seit zwanzig Jahren höre und ich weiß nicht, wie noch Englisch zu sprechen. (I've immigrated to the USA and I've been hear for 20 years and I still dont know how to speak english.)
USA Guy who understands German: Do you still sit when you pee?
do you still sit when you pee? by Do YOU still sit when you pee? August 23, 2009