wizard pee 

Energy drinks, because they taste like pee and are magically colored.

Hey, I'm feeling pretty exhausted right now, let me go grab some wizard pee to pick me up.

wizard pee by klv May 25, 2010

Lazy Pee 

Lazy pee is similar to a lazy eye, but it is a condition that transiently affects males when they urinate, and their pee hole is pointed in a different direction from the shaft. Usually results in peeing on one's shoes/feet. Commonly happens the morning after sex.

Peter walks out of the bathroom shaking liquid off his feet.
Jane says "what happened???"
Peter says "Dang, took a lazy pee...."

Lazy Pee by Deepthoughts September 25, 2010

I pee on cats 

Meow meow meow meow. Meow kitty meow!! Meow 🐈 ⬛

I pee on cats

I pee on cats by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 28, 2020

Squat to Pee 

Derogatory term referring to SQAD coined due to impediments caused by software testers, in effect, reducing otherwise prosperous companies to a pile of dust.

Better learn to pee while running otherwise you get left behind like Netscape, the last company who squat to pee.

Squat to Pee by Habacka Habama III February 18, 2009

idk but i have to pee 

Trying to avoid a topic so you quickly leave the room until the topic has changed

Me: what should I search on urban dictionary?

Friend: idk but I have to pee...

idk but i have to pee by Squidnation January 31, 2014

the X pee 

when you spread your legs over the toilut and pee while swinging your peepar in a circle like a helicopter

dont get anxious! the x pee!

the X pee by bunky June 11, 2006

Dude Smoochin' Pee-Pee Toucher 

See Bushman.

Mr. Sanders: "DAMN! Bushman is a big Dude Smoochin' Pee-Pee Toucher!"

Mr. Knieriem: "It's schlong either way!"

Dude Smoochin' Pee-Pee Toucher by Shotgun Larry May 10, 2003