A cheeky, campy read for someone who’s a little… mentally delayed in the moment. Think: that girl whose brain takes a scenic route before the lights come on—like a dusty old desktop wheezing to life. Used in LGBT circles as a humorous way to call someone out (with love… mostly) for being slow to catch the vibe, the joke, or the assignment.
1) Gworl, she’s a slow boot—by the time she claps back, we’re already on the next episode.
2) Not her still loading while the rest of us are streaming in 4K. Slow! Boot!
3) Miss Thang’s mental Wi-Fi got one bar and a prayer—she a slow boot, mama.
2) Not her still loading while the rest of us are streaming in 4K. Slow! Boot!
3) Miss Thang’s mental Wi-Fi got one bar and a prayer—she a slow boot, mama.
by Junii77_11 April 30, 2025
Get the Slow Bootmug. boots
by finnyeahhh September 5, 2025
Get the Bootsmug. A unreleased web-series created by Hayla Studios. will be likely released in 2021.
The members of Hayla studios are :
Puz
Katakoto (creator of Boot-up)
Memory_001
Ltime
Matishifu
SuperToon
kabulent
Jake22Crazy
glurtzen
CamHead
The members of Hayla studios are :
Puz
Katakoto (creator of Boot-up)
Memory_001
Ltime
Matishifu
SuperToon
kabulent
Jake22Crazy
glurtzen
CamHead
by Sheriff Domestic November 6, 2020
Get the Boot-Upmug. 
The big ol droopy tiddies associated with long back bitches. The wheezy niggas with heart conditions can’t get enough
by Mousey Deeghan August 15, 2023
Get the Low Bootsmug. 
