Sexy grandad legs

When someone has kinda good legs but not really
Jessica: how do I look?
Tumblrina: you have sexy grandad legs.
Jessica: what?
Tumblrina:I said you have sexy grandad legs you idiot.
Jessica: what does that mean?
Tumblrina: ssssssssssssshhhhhh
Jessica: o..ok
by A horrible human May 04, 2018
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Daddy-Long-Legs

Noun, British term for Crane-Fly.

Annoying member of the Arachnid family that flys into your home just to die, has a habit of commiting suicide in people's drinks.
Fuck! Not another daddy-long-legs in my drink again
by KittenSlayer September 13, 2006
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One legged wombat

Using a womans prosthetic leg to beat her with it.
That handicapable womans breath smelled like hot garbage and she was up in my face, so I gave her some breath mints with a side of one legged wombat.
by Colin moecain January 31, 2008
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Anit Got The Legs

Anit got the legs, is a great way to tell someone you are tired and cannot leave the house due having low energy levels.

This is particularly handy for someone who doesn't accept a no for an answer.
Sandhu: What cracker lacking? Fancy playing football today?

Bullbesh: Nah sorry lad, I anit got The legs today!
by BizzleLop June 13, 2011
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5 legged caribou

A man on all fours, whose dick is so big it touches the ground.
by Romy Hart July 07, 2014
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whale prick legs

another word for cankles. big calves with no shape to them at all.
hey! did you see josh wearing them shorts. he has whale prick legs.
by styles2 June 19, 2011
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