i feels

"I feel you" delivered in a modern style - and only two syllables.

Me: I love Louis C.K.'s show "Louie", but some of its best scenes are as heavy and dark as TV gets. I'm hesitant to recommend it to the uninitiated, lest they find it a bad trip.

Friend: I feels.

by 10mjg January 19, 2016

i nerd

a person who has every possible app, connection or accessory for their i pod and wants to show and explain all of them to you

"o my God here comes Ralph, he probably has a new app or something, he's such an i nerd"

by o to the l to the w May 6, 2010

i crie

The I.T. version of "crie"
To cry and die at the same time

Co-worker: Business partner is calling again, it looks like they serviced the wrong printer.
Me: I crie

by Diztro June 7, 2018

I-Gear

A stupid piece of school software that dosen't let you go on porn, violence or the urban dictionary.

I hate that bloody I-Gear software! I NEED PORN!!!

by Boroughmuir Pupil (S4) October 30, 2003

I spiked

slapping or (spiking) of an (apple device) from ones hand with force.

Bob was I spiked for holding his Iphone in the air looking for service like a pussy.

I totally I spiked you dude!

by WAG666 August 12, 2012

I do what I want

Spoken when you did something that you wanted to do, and everyone else just wasn't smart, or dumb, enough to do it.

Why did I just punch you in the face? Because I do what I want.

by AngryPOPTART January 14, 2011

i see

The new Lol. Used when the user is too lazy, bored, lazy to give a proper reply to whatever you just said. A correct response is "Speak proper or STFU noob!"
It is used in real life and on instant messengers and games and more.

Sonic: "Hello"
Mario: "I see"
Sonic: "STFU, noob!"

by supersonicjim May 12, 2006