super straight

Allegedly, sexually attracted only to cis members of the opposite sex. That is, a "super straight" man will allegedly only be sexually attracted to cis women. However, since such men may be attracted to trans women when they do not know that they are trans, the actual definition is "allegedly heterosexual and lying transphobe."

The "super straight" man thought the chick in The Crying Game was hot, at least for the first few minutes. Then he set his DVR on fire and cried "No homo!"

by lsjhglsjgfslf;ghsoufhsougslf;s December 17, 2022

straight blaze there

all the smoke from the gas is the energy needed to blast far the fuq away from all the bullsheeeet here on earth

i’ll take you anywhere we’ll straight blaze there

by BumStatusYo December 10, 2018

Straight Sewer

Someone or something that is so bad, lame, bland and a waste of time that it's beyond being shit. Like calling it shit would be a compliment at that point.

Friend one: Who books a meeting at 4.30 on a Friday?
Friend two: A straight sewer.

by sebbysewerton November 16, 2016

Super Straight

A pseudo-sexual-orientation revolving around the rejection of transgender people, created in the putrid depths of 4chan in an attempt to troll and undermine the LGBTQ community. Super Straight — SS — gotta love the Nazi undertones.

I identify as super straight. Rather than simply having a body type preference an keeping it to myself respectably, or even better, lettering attraction unfold not as a theoretical concern that can be sorted in advance but as a lived experience that unravels organically, I feel a compulsion to let the world know that I reject transgender people categorically, possibly because they represent a threat to my own insecurities about gender and sexuality, and because I cannot empathize with the thought that rallying around the rejection of a marginalized group might be hurtful.

by Apoptose March 15, 2021

Super Straight

Only Transphobes who make sexuality as stupid as themselves

1 Guy: I'm Super Straight
2 Guy: No, you are not, you are just Transphob who trying to find a reason not to date trans women.
1 Guy: You are just a Superphobic!

by Half_of_the_girl August 5, 2022

Super Straight

a group of closeted cis fuckwits

person 1: i’m coming out as super straight
person 2: literally no one wanted to date you anyway

person 3: that sounds kinda gay

by fuckthehets March 8, 2021

Super Straight

People that are so desperate for atention that they invented a way to call themselves transphobic without saying transphobic. The kind of people that burn snow to prove that it's a hoax.

-I am Super Straight, I only like real women.
-Wow that is so transphobic!
-Pretty cool, huh? Hey, wanna burn some suspicious looking snow?
-Right on!

by ZiggyStardustAndTheSpiders March 9, 2021