noodle bonnet

1)A large pink silicone face bonnet that protects your hair while slurping hot noodles through a face hole

"Ooh, noodles in hot broth"! I need my noodle bonnet so that I don't get it in my hair or down my top".

by Qtbounce June 5, 2021

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Noodle boi

This person is a simp for anything with noodles, especially mac n' cheese

Aw man my friend is such a Noodle boi, he practically lives off mac n' cheese

by Lorrie ·3· September 8, 2020

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Nobody knows where it came from, or what it truly is. But, the Juan Noodle has stood the test of time as a top-level sex position. It will continue to baffle the great minds of science, and pleasure those who assume the position.

Brotherrr! Me and McKenna did the Juan Noodle after doggy last night!

by BOOTS; The man not the cat. November 19, 2023

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Boople Noodle

A snake thats so FUCKING cute you just wanna boop its snoot even if you get bit

"Yo Jack look at that little boople noodle!"
"Don't trust it man, i already lost a finger to him."

by Anime Titties Bitch October 15, 2020

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Juan noodle

A sexual position where the woman is on top backwards, and the male slides down a set of stairs. This allows his body to wiggle/flap like a noodle while the woman is riding in a basic reverse cowgirl.

Melinda told me we can do the Juan Noodle tonight! I hope I don’t get too many bruises on my back.

by Domgirl24 January 29, 2024

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