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Jedi Surprise Party

When you insert your finger into someones asshole after consuming spicy finger foods. Especially when resulting in pain for the receiver.
I gave my girlfriend a Jedi Surprise party last week, and she still makes me wash my hands before bed
by KorihorAntichrist January 15, 2021
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Yolky Surprise

When a bunch of dudes stand in a line and jizz on one guy and one of the dudes in the line pees (aka the surprise) on said guy.
“I just got a yolky surprise from my teacher!”

“That’s so funny because I just gave a yolky surprise yesterday and I don’t think the ‘yolk’ is supposed to be red.”
by JimmyLover1989 June 21, 2025
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Astronaut Surprise

On the next SpaceX mission, PornHub is going to attempt an Astronaut Surprise!
by TheOriginalYeet February 13, 2021
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Reverse Kinder Surprise

When you remove a girl bra, and her breast are smaller than they looked, e.g. like Kinder Surprise, but instead of getting a good Surprise, you get disappointment
I took a girl home from the bar, and when I removed her bra, I got a Reverse Kinder Surprise
by brushnz February 4, 2022
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new delhi surprise

In order to make a new delhi surprise you will need the following :

1 Tea Bag,
2 Cups of whole milk,
2 tea spoons of white sugar,
137ml of male ejaculate.

One tasty drink.
My man made me a really good new delhi surprise this morning
by CornershopMen November 19, 2018
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Big girl surprise

Big girl surprise is what you get when you undress a very obese woman , it's the bacteria that grows in their folds and crevices of fat and the cottage cheese that comes out of their vagina by having a yeast infection.
Yeah bro I hooked up with this fat bitch last night and she gave me the big girl surprise!!
by 1Bigggmike1 April 3, 2023
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Count Choculas Surprise

The act of freezing your dick in chocolate, then filling your mouth up with milk, and when fucking your girl with your chocolate dick you surprise her by spewing milk all over her body...
“Dude I gave my girl a Count Choculas Surprise last night and she never saw it cumming”
by Count Cockula October 9, 2019
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