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McSurf 'n Turf

Jack Black's famed "all food groups in one meal" diet from when he was filming "School of Rock"

Ingredients:
1 McDonald's quarter-pounder with Cheese
1 McDonald's Fillet o'Fish sandwhich
fries
ketchup
orange soda

Directions:
Open the quarter pounder w/ cheese, and place the fillet from the fish sandwhich on top of the beef patty, then add some ketchup and fries. Replace the top bun, and eat. Drink the orange soda.

You get you meat (beef/fish), your vegetables (tomato=ketchup, fries=potatoes), your fruit (orange soda=oranges, also ketchup=tomatoes), your carbohydrates (bun)
all in one meal.

Delicious.
"I'm gonna make a McSurf 'n Turf...its like a cow ate a fish, but the cow was running through a potato feild and got potatoes on its udders."
by macgregor42 March 9, 2009
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Milk n' Cookie

When the male cums inside the partner's anus. Then shoves a cookie in the anus, pulls it out and eats it.
Dude, me and my girlfriend did the Milk n' Cookie last night. I am so happy, but i can still taste my juices.
by Carrot Shover July 30, 2010
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Hot 'n Now

Michigan fast food company that went bankrupt but still has a few stores operating in Michigan.
by Laura JR March 18, 2008
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jerk n spurt

What guys do in their free time
by Christy June 1, 2003
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rip n' dip

rip n dipping is an action that can be broken into two steps:
1. the action Riping: of doing something gnarly/hella stella

then

2. dipping before indury, death, rape, STD's, getting busted by security or the po9

It is common to throw your horns \m/ (pointer and pinky finger raise up while thumb and other fingers remain down) before,during, and after the process for good luck and good ripndipper style
1.Mitch: I'm going to rip n' dip this rail before security comes

2. poppin gainers of the CN tower into a pool of horny/hungry sharks with laser beams and STD's and dipping the pool before being attacked and/or raped by the sharks
by Snikazz January 13, 2011
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rock 'n soul

noun: a combination of the rock 'n roll and southern soul music genres. skilled musicians include a guitarist, drummer, and bassist who all contribute to harmonic vocals.
What's rock 'n soul?
Check out Jimi Hendrix's Axis: Bold As Love album.
by the storm drains November 21, 2009
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Chop 'n Pull

Post male climax in the female rectum the male male raises his arms both at 90 degree angles, and provides a forceful yet careful judo chop to the female's kidneys. This action results in the female rectum tightening up around the male penis. At this point, the male is able to pull his penis out quickly, out of the oraface nice and clean. Or as Ramon "Mr. Tapatio" puts it, "it comes out as clean as a whistle whistling noise".
My girlfriend likes the chop 'n pull every morning.
by Neal & Jason February 4, 2004
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