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yuck mouth

That taste you get in your mouth when you realize that the really cool set of bagpipes you found in your grandma's bathroom closet and wrapped your lips around was in fact her vintage douche bag.
Andrew still has the yuck mouth to this day from playing grandmas bagpipes
yuck mouth by AdaMeaux March 3, 2009

cotton-mouth

a dry mouth after smokeing pot. When you spit it is white and looks like cotton.
god damn i have cotton mouth.
cotton-mouth by Anonymous September 27, 2003

guppy mouth 

Dude1: you hook up with kim last night?
Dude2: yeah man she has a nice little guppy mouth on her
Dude1: so does your mom
guppy mouth by tm420 January 3, 2008

bible-mouth 

In CB slanguage, a Sultan of Slang who uses so much slang that even other Sultans of Slang have to look up what they're saying in the CB Slanguage Bible to understand what they're saying.
When a bible-mouthed gunnybagger ratchets his jaw, (see ratchet jaw), he done blow your doors off for sure.
bible-mouth by Downstrike May 30, 2004

skeletor mouth 

A mouth containing front teeth but lacking back ones. The person has the initial appearance of a full set of teeth, but when he/she smiles up close, the vacant posterior of their mouth appears skeleton-like.
"Your skeletor mouth is only good for one thing, Beth... now get to it."
skeletor mouth by csmith March 3, 2004

Your mouth is open 

Speaking without authority or unclearly.

Usually used amongst friends, can be a merciful out for a person who starts talking and realizes halfway through their speech that they haven't a clue what the point they were trying to make was.
Your stoned friend who keeps endlessly blabbing on and on about the blue dophins of conciousness holding his eyelids open with a toothpick could be quickly shut up by being told "Dude - your mouth is open!"