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Hogg Middle School 

1. A place where people pretend to act cool and say that they are poor to get pity out of you. Most people there are assholes and are insecure. However, there is always one white teacher's pet that never curses and is never vulgar. They will do everything to get one more point, even when they already have an 105 in English.

2. A school that pretends to be ghetto.

3. A fuckhole. Go fuck yourself
Person 1: Man, that place sure is a Hogg Middle School, am I right?

Person 2: I know. That place should go kill itself.

Random Hogg Middle School Student: I hAvE tO wAiT tO gEt GrOcErIes! PiTy mE!

Person 1: And that just proves my point.

Person 2 (talking to Hogg Middle School Student): Fuck off, failed abortion.
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sequoyah middle school 

Such an amazing school! The teachers are really nice and fun! I went there for 3 years (6th,7th, and 8th) and it was amazing! They let kids do almost whatever they want but still kept them safe and sound! My grades got up in this amazing school located in Oklahoma!
Ashlyn: Do you go to Sequoyah Middle School?
Ally: Yeah, wbu?
Ashlyn: Aw no fair!! I go to Summit Intermediate Academy!

Online Middle School 

Imagine all things bad about school, the boring teachers, long classes, basically wasting time.

Then mix that with having to do All assignments as homework, no exceptions, have to wake up an hour earlier, oh and don’t forget How your parents care way more about your grades in online school for some god forbidden reason. Then you get the most unholy abomination the likes of which humanity should never have to witness again.
Did I also mention the amount of will power and dedication it requires for you to sit in front of a screen listening to blander then cheese pizza teachers talk about shit you don’t care about when you could hook up your pc or game console and do something that’s a les a waste of time?
Oh a jerry you look depressed as fuck, what happened?

Oh well now I have to take Online Middle School, I’m failing math, French, and reading and I have basically no personal life.
Online Middle School by le gold October 23, 2020

Mills Middle School 

Mills Middle School is a middle school in Rancho Cordova/East Sacramento, academically this school is decent but all the kids are from White Rock, All kids here do is smoke weed, sell dope, rob people, jump people, gang bang, tag places up, get in fights, and other stuff kids should not be doing, They have a security guard that works here every day and they have 1-3 cop cars on campus every day also.
Mills Middle school is full of gang members and thugs.

Woodland Middle School 

Too many fights, constant homework, but what's wrong with that...?
I go to Woodland Middle School. Kind of like (hell)

Oasis Middle School

Brandon was sad because he had to go to oasis middle school
Oasis Middle School by anonymous December 10, 2020

Durham Middle School 

A suburban middle school fit for a bunch of wannabe gangsters, homophobes (vocal or not), and gays
A school were you can't give your suffering friend a hug because it violates an arbitrary touch rule.
A school that has no such thing as confidentiality.
A school that gives its kids panic attacks and doesn't bat an eye so long as they get that sweet, sweet A from them.
A school where you can get suspended for getting beat up because 'you must've provoked this person'.
A school where students get death threats from other students and are afraid to say anything due to fear of being ridiculed for your sexuality.
A school that couldn't be bothered to make more than a half-assed, glitchy, pathetic excuse for a website when they know full well that some students will have to rely on it for the full length of a global fucking pandemic.
A school that's one good act for any of its students is to make sure that a place like this never allowed to run again.
"I go to Durham Middle School"
"Oh my god, I am so sorry. This a dark period in your life but just know that it gets better. If you need anything just ask."