mexican johnson

Born in Houston and lived thereon and off all his life but mostly raised in the country... Aka tattor boys. Known for loving there mother and also is where there manners came from..

If you ever meet a Mexican Johnson you made a lifetime friendship

by Tetragramaton 09 April 25, 2021

Mexican suprise

That's when you take the bag out the trash and shit in the can then put the bag back in.

Yo dude. I totally fuckin gave those assholes at the dorm in the common area a mexican suprise in that thrash can by the couches.

by chinkateria May 31, 2018

mexican coffee

the act of pouring espresso shots into someone’s pussy and drinking it out with a straw

i had a mexican coffee this morning, gave me energy for the rest of the day

by Connie BBC February 10, 2021

Mexican Cousin

Some guy named Carlos that will make you suck you off when you are dead.

Man Did you hear what that mexican cousin did to him. It was ruthless.

by Shrekalicious February 15, 2019

Mexican Brazier

A midget Mexican cowboy. Often found in Laredo and El Paso sometimes Juarez Mexico.

That Mexican Brazier was drunk on negro Medela running through that brothel naked with a tortilla up his ass shooting his gun at imaginary chickens!

by Baked Tater32 February 1, 2018

mexican traffic

When landscaping trucks take up the entire street rendering the said street impassable, thus causing traffic.

Sorry I'm late but I hit some Mexican Traffic

by Phenen October 24, 2017

Mexican Booth

The booth in the COD Map Strike

Bro meet me in the mexican booth

by BigPPBoy69 November 6, 2020