Daddy-Long-Legs

Noun, British term for Crane-Fly.

Annoying member of the Arachnid family that flys into your home just to die, has a habit of commiting suicide in people's drinks.

Fuck! Not another daddy-long-legs in my drink again

by KittenSlayer September 17, 2008

One legged wombat

Using a womans prosthetic leg to beat her with it.

That handicapable womans breath smelled like hot garbage and she was up in my face, so I gave her some breath mints with a side of one legged wombat.

by Colin moecain February 4, 2008

Anit Got The Legs

Anit got the legs, is a great way to tell someone you are tired and cannot leave the house due having low energy levels.

This is particularly handy for someone who doesn't accept a no for an answer.

Sandhu: What cracker lacking? Fancy playing football today?

Bullbesh: Nah sorry lad, I anit got The legs today!

by BizzleLop June 13, 2011

Deli leg ham

Deli Leg Ham,

a cheap and nasty girl with no class

Did you see James, he got himself some deli leg ham at the club last night

by Gary rhe September 23, 2019

Ol' burn leg

Nickname one gives to a person who has a massive 3rd degree burn covering any large portion of their lower extremities, specifically their leg(s).

"Who you working with tonight?"
"Ahh, I think ol' burn leg."

by bjd0244 April 18, 2009

Stomp on my leg

To make someone feel an obligation to do something. Normally used with an overarching sarcastic tone. See also: twist my arm

Friend 1: Bro I’m not sure about this Jessica girl
Friend 2: Dude… just kiss her already
Friend 1: Fine just stomp on my leg haha

by Denverdiva840 September 19, 2021

scotsman's leg up

When you put one leg up on the toilet to face fuck a girl while chugging a case of IRN BRU.

MAN1:"My girl was over last night."
MAN2:"Oh really? What did you two do?"
MAN1:"I gave her the old Scotsman's leg up!"
MAN2:"Noice!"

by Nobody1011 September 20, 2016