You know kris kristofferson?

Well i am piss pissofferson

You know Kris Kristofferson? Well i am Piss Pissofferson. Pauls asking for christmas off again, i say "no" then i spit this song for him.

by Urban dictatur December 03, 2023

secondhand know

(verb) When someone talks about someone else so much, you feel like you know them without ever having met them.

I only secondhand know Tim Curry; I'm a close friend of one of his agents.

by Mallory Alistiar February 28, 2010

you know im shittin

Expending wealth at the onset of success

I work hard and besides, you know im shittin

by safe23 August 18, 2011

I know you.

you have a deeper understanding who this person is deep down. You know all their flaws and all their perfections. Everything they embody.

Her: How do you know

Him: I know you.

by Anon9011 June 12, 2024

I Know Joe

A random shirt worn by a waitress at a Mexican restaurant. You look it up on Urban Dictionary, but they don’t have it. You proceed to make a definition about how you saw the slogan on a waitresses shirt at a Mexican restaurant and how Urban Dictionary didn’t have it; on Urban Dictionary.

That waitress wore the strangest shirt that said “I Know Joe.”

by xX_YOLO_YEET_Xx March 21, 2018

cat knows

an atheist way to say that some kind of information is unavailable for mere humans

I wonder what woman do want, ever?
Oh dude, cat knows!

by thesaluki January 07, 2019

Tell me and will both know

Better and more creative way to say I don’t know

Q: Do you have herpes ?

A: Tell me and will both know.

by Lyle s July 30, 2022