Old school military slang for "Kitchen patrol," e.g.,
pulling kitchen duty, usually as punishment for some minor offense. Peeling a mountain of spuds was the usual visual associated or serving up flopping patties of glop on trays held forth by worn out G.I.s. Often considered an effeminizing punishment because you had to wear an apron and it took you away from the true manly work of war.
"Where's Allen, Man? We got to get up the road."
"Old lady saw lipstick on collar, Man, or some such shit. Didn't kick his ass out but she got him on K.P. permanently. I think his riding days are over."
The Jezebel hussy harlot that will rip your fucking heart out , shit in it, run it over with a car, and then throw it back in your face.It plays you like a Nintendo game. It throws up in a toilet and blows anything with a penis. It hot but also fucking insane.
That K.S.Lut Bulimic CUNT ripped my heart out then kisssed me months after she shit in my chest and then said she didn't want to go out even though she had been blowing hella dudes.
K & C or Knob & Cuddle, the act of love takes place (the K) and shortly after 15 minutes of fame the man pretends to care by showing affection in the form of a tender cuddle (the C). after performing this ritual the man is then free to leave relatively guilt free.
"I porked this girl last night but had to gethome so I gave her a bit of K & C and made my escape"
The K-Fed Toby is one of the newest Tobies out there. The K-Fed Toby is after Kevin Federline. Where Kevin Federline is a pure Toby at heart, the K-Fed Toby is a hybrid. The K-Fed Toby has several breeds, the wanna be toby, the New Iberia toby, the Carencro toby, the pretty boy toby. This Toby could become the next pure breed Toby on the species list. This Toby is not dangerous at all and has many Pretty Boy Toby tendencies. As with all Tobies, the K-Fed Toby does not believe in condoms. He is a raw dog master and will impregnate any Tasha in his path. Just like the Pretty Boy Toby he will hate to the max.
Buying a bucket of KFC chicken, eating some then using a bone to poke eye and mouth holes in the bucket, putting the bucket on your girlfriends head then banging her.
Mark to Laura "let's go to dirty bird get a bucket and I'll k-fry you"