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Jordan

Crazy motherfucker. Posted up 24/7 in the kratom fort. They call him the horse in the field
1: Jordans in the field again in his kratom fort.
2: As expected.
by WEADSMOKERR January 7, 2022
mugGet the Jordanmug.

Jordan

Jordan is the best little brother you can have he's very bad likes hitting people and likes to act cool in school he's a fish well that's what his siblings call him he's most likely to have a sister name jade and a brother name Joe Joe. Jordan is also very evil. He also gets all the girls and he's very hot
Who is that cute boy over there. That's definitely a Jordan
by Yoofav.queenjayyy March 25, 2017
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jordan and jenna

They are one of the strongest couples and they can not be separate but jenna is pretty shy while Jordan is very out going and that’s why she loves him.
Jordan and Jenna are not able to be separated.
by Jordan and Jenna February 7, 2021
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Jordan

A ‘Jordan’ is a male who seems friendly but is very slow/ stupid. It’s a male who is comfortable speaking to women but struggles to get any action as women can’t see past his friendly but dumb.
Ahh man you’re such a Jordan, you’re so slow
by Stevesidwell1111 July 25, 2022
mugGet the Jordanmug.

Jordan

The biggest asshole you’ll ever meet he’s sweet but super insecure don’t ever date one.
Oh your dating Jordan I’ll be praying for you
by Laquanesha October 30, 2022
mugGet the Jordanmug.

Jordan

Some balding fat nigga thats gonna die at 25 of a heart attack. Nobody likes him because he smells like a baboon
Person A: "Is jordan in?"
Person B: "How did you miss him? He is the size of jupiter and you can smell him a mile away"
by Imkubo November 17, 2023
mugGet the Jordanmug.

the jordan effect

when you beef with a girl named jordan, ur ass become sooggier than everrrr. smd ivette
ivette: "Omg why evb sayin my ass soggier than ever"
elisa:"thats the jordan effect for ya"
by elisamariaaaaa November 24, 2023
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