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Misogynistic jerk

by Liszt grant February 16, 2022
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Jerking

1-Something to do with New York. Slang.

2-To grip big, juicy, thick meatcock, and pull it up and down, up and down. Pumping, and pumping, and pumping it like gas. Throbbing hard penis will stay hard for days. Jerking,
and jerking, and jerking, jerking and jerking. You can even suck if you want to. Slurping, gargling, choking, sucking, licking, and don’t even get me started on CBT.

3-To grip the shaft of the penis whilst moving your hand, or tool for masturbation, up and down, up and down. Up. And. Down.
Usually until ejakulation or until the end of foreplay.
“Hey bro”
“Hey man”
“Wyd?”
“Jerking and gerking some guy off for 4 bucks”
“You gay asl”
“Shut up you said you’d push my 🅿️ yesterday you gay”
“Shi you right, and I still would.”
“Bet”
by Nameful February 23, 2022
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Jerk off

Jerk off the act of eating beef jerkey
Mom: Son what are you doing
Son: I'm jerking off
Mom: Sounds delicious can I join you?
by Big Daddy Eater March 4, 2022
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forest jerk

When you jerk off to some mystical elves in the forest
I just an amazing forest jerk to this elvish princess in Mirkwood
by anonymous March 7, 2022
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demon jerk

A: she jerked me off from under the bed
B: dude, you got a demon jerk
by Owds January 2, 2021
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JERK jangle January

When you jerk of In every part of the house for the rest of January also called JJJ
I cought Jake doing the JERK jangle January in the family dining room. Creme every were. He definitely spiced up the fake oranges on the table JJJ
by Nustabut January 7, 2021
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Fact-Jerking

When people tweak facts with opinions.
You are fact-jerking again. "You think I want to mislead you into thinking that mother Earth has round curves, despite the flatness that you see, right?"
by ickylucre January 20, 2021
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