Jack long

Short little fuck who can get girls unless they are 8 years old his motto is "if the age is on the clock she's ready for the cock" he wear shoes 5 sizes too big

Jack long likes to dick ride Tyler hill

by Concerned portarican April 24, 2017

jack sparrowed

A way of referring to a movie that has been illegally pirated off of the internet.

A: "No, man, I think we're just going to sit home tonight and watch Alice in Wonderland."

B: "Isn't Alice in Wonderland still in theaters?"

A: "Yeah, it is. I Jack Sparrowed it."

by simplistikmind April 11, 2010

Jack Harlow

A sanitary Post Malone

Have you heard that new Lil Nas X song featuring Jack Harlow? It’s 🔥

by RandoBitch September 30, 2021

F-Jack

Female ejaculation; the watery substance that comes out of a woman sometimes when she gets a good lay. not common for all (read straight) women.

Dude, she F-Jacked all over my face.

by BardHead January 18, 2009

Jack Marston

A simple dinosaur commonly found in Ark Survival Evolved. It is cared greatly about by Micah Bell and is HATED by Dutch.

Micah Bell: “Damnnn, Jack Marston is looking AMAZING today! Level 50 champ!”

by Agent Milton February 2, 2019

Jack Meov

possibly the greatest prank call name ever. ask for him, or his brother, bob.

Unsuspecting Victim: "Hello?"
You: "Is Jack Meov there?"
Unsuspecting Victim: "Jack me off!! Jack me off...aww goddamit! I'm going to kill you, you little bastard!"

by Dam It January 28, 2006

cracker jack

A tasty treat consisting of popcorn, peanuts and a caramel candy coating. It's sold in old-school boxes (which come in a three pack) and although the primary consumers are young children, it's invariably located on the top shelf of the supermarket isle. Every box comes with a prize -- usually a little puzzle, temporary tattoo, or a valid Georgia driver's license.

Take me out to the ball game,
Take me out with the crowd.
Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jack...

by O2L February 2, 2006