Irish Ruler

(Noun) A precision measurement device, 12 inches in length, used as a standard in golf when providing distances from a specific point. When giving a measurement with this device, it is generally specified in the measurement.

He hit is golf ball 3 inches from the hole, measured by an Irish Ruler, or 1/4 of an Irish Ruler.

by Nadpoleus September 7, 2013

Irish Dragon

Getting highly inebriated , preferably on a mixture of Guinness and Jameson, with a female partner. Then in the act of screwing from behind, punching said female in the stomach causing her to vomit. Bonus points if this occurs during orgasm. Double bonus points if either party is Ginger.

Jim: "Dude, Gina got wrecked on Jameson last night."
Bill: "I know, right? I took her back to her place and gave her the ol' Irish Dragon."
Jim: "Aw, man. Gross.:
Bill: 'I know, she was pissed!"

by LAST1990 September 9, 2013

Irish Stain

A stain left on your hand after jerking off.

That guy over there had an Irish stain on his hand after he came out of the bathroom.

by Nhb123 June 2, 2012

irish lolipop

When receiving a blow-job and the blower proceeds to sneezes on your penis them proceeds to finish you anyway snot and all.

Yeah she had a cold so it was more of an irish lolipop than a bj.

by Quirk37 February 25, 2011

"Cluck" of the Irish

A meal consisting of the 3 piece combo from KFC and a shamrock shake from McDonalds.

John: Looks like St. Patrick's day is right around the corner.
Steve: Wanna swing by Mickey D's and KFC for some "Cluck" of the Irish?
John: Hell yeah!

by Fermzy June 19, 2011

Irish sprain

A painful ache located in the temporomandibular joint or joint of the jaw and is caused due to muscle atrophy. This affliction predominantly affects adult males of Irish descent and occurs when laughing or smiling.

Stop making me laugh, you’re going to give me an Irish sprain.

by Ender3030 October 11, 2023

Irish spring

When you piss in the sink and leave the party without saying goodbye .

Do not brush your teeth in the Irish spring.

by Tnarg Nivek October 16, 2023