Irish Goodbye

When someone avoids emotional or awkward situations by cutting off all communication and contact with specific people and goes on with life like nothing ever happened. Also known as a "Brennan Goodbye"
Rather than be honest about the reasons behind his actions Brennan pulled an Irish Goodbye... "Wet is Wet".
by Wet is Wet September 19, 2022
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irish sweatpants

Sweat Pants that are cut off to make shorts

The Jorts of sweat pants.
Bobby Tool Bags wore his Irish sweatpants to the bar.
by Dusty Nuggets August 06, 2017
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Irish Kyle

Fosters? Downed.
Orlaiths? Ploughed.
Haydes? Sucked.
Granny? Rose.
Omg it’s Irish Kyle!
by Kiud kiud kiud November 25, 2021
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Irish Bail

when you impregnate your girlfriend/wife before the start of your prison sentence so she has something to do while you're away.
Luckily she got Irish bail the week before his ten year prison term started so she had her hands full for the duration
by SoberCaine November 05, 2021
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Irish Bail

When you impregnate your girlfriend/wife before the start of a long prison sentence so she's occupied for the duration.
The Judge gave Billy 10 years but luckily his girlfriend received irish bail so she'll have something do to while Billy is away.
by SoberCaine November 06, 2021
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An Irish whirlpool

A black hole argument is an argument that where each side can keep debunking the others ad infunum. No matter if it's big neither will back down in fear of loseing
"Men can't be lesbians"
"What about gender fluid people?"
"They're good only real men"
"Gender fluid people aren't real men?"
"I never said that"
"But you did imply it"
"I ment cis men"
"We never mentioned cis men we mentioned real men"
Ect is an example of an Irish whirlpool
by C.T Tracy September 17, 2023
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Irish Timing

When all the clocks are slightly wrong, and everyone's running slightly late (or early), but somehow everything happens at the right moment and everything works out.
1. I was running 20 minutes late, had lost my umbrella, and was worried about leaving the cat alone. Then Jim came back but he'd forgotten his keys. I let him in, he stayed home and looked after the cat and lent me his umbrella. Irish timing saved me again.
2. There was a car crash delaying the bus I was gonna take, so I didn't make it to the event. Turns out it was my Irish Timing. The event had been cancelled and I had a great night with my friends instead.
by Redhaired Avenger December 16, 2017
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