Five Minutes Uglier than a ten-to-twoer. something with a fanny like a badly packed kebab, and would only be shagged by a man after several pints of dizzyade.
by Schmee June 25, 2004
As a matter of fact, the Ford Five Hundred will no longer be the name of the car. The Ford Company decided to stop production of the older roly-poly, boat-like Taurus, and name the Five Hundred the new Taurus mainly because of customer recognition for the 2008 brand.They also decided to name nearly every Ford car to start with an F except the Taurus; i.e. Fusion, Focus, Freesytle, F-Series... They decided that this was a good marketing move instead of actually competing with the reliable Japanese cars (most of which are made in America).
My buddy: I think I'm going to buy a Ford Five Hundred.
Me: Why is that?
My buddy: Because I like their marketing scheme. Most of the cars start with F's and 95% of their commercials only talk about the styling and how cool the car looks. Not the reliability, dependability, or resale value. It's a good company, I also saw you can stop an airplane on their commercial!
Me: You're an idiot.
Me: Why is that?
My buddy: Because I like their marketing scheme. Most of the cars start with F's and 95% of their commercials only talk about the styling and how cool the car looks. Not the reliability, dependability, or resale value. It's a good company, I also saw you can stop an airplane on their commercial!
Me: You're an idiot.
by Andrewww November 04, 2007
h2oincfs' Corollary:
The food can remain on the floor for longer than five seconds, as long as you started reaching for it before the five seconds expired.
The food can remain on the floor for longer than five seconds, as long as you started reaching for it before the five seconds expired.
I had to change position after my first attempt to reach the Cheesy Poof that had fallen under my desk failed. However, I had begun the attempt before five seconds had passed, therefore the five second rule was not broken.
by h2oincfs March 23, 2005
1. High-fiving your friends after bagging a hot chick or after breaking up with a bad girlfriend while usually saying "bitches".
Friend 1-"Dude, nice bag John." *Bitch High five*
Friend 2-"Thanks man. Bitches."
Friend 1-"Bitches!"
Friend 1-"I just broke up with Jill, man."
Friend 2-"Dude,nice, she was a bitch."
Friend 1-"True that man, bitches."
Friend 2-"Bitches." *bitch high-five*
Friend 2-"Thanks man. Bitches."
Friend 1-"Bitches!"
Friend 1-"I just broke up with Jill, man."
Friend 2-"Dude,nice, she was a bitch."
Friend 1-"True that man, bitches."
Friend 2-"Bitches." *bitch high-five*
by Saturday14 July 19, 2009
The act of tricking an annoying person mid-high five by making a fist and connecting with their nose instead of their awaiting hand and making it look like an accident.
A High Bunch of Five is a response to someone who constantly raises their hand in your face in anticipation of a high-five and gushes metaphorically: "Gosh - aren't i brilliant and clever?"
Should be followed with a remorsful looking 'Whoops! How did that happen?' expression.
Should be followed with a remorsful looking 'Whoops! How did that happen?' expression.
by IAmRubytuesday February 18, 2009
never make fun of someone for having a five and a half pack.
1. they will endlessly venture for their missing and elusive half-ab, ultimately leading to their demise
2. They still have five and a half more abs than you
1. they will endlessly venture for their missing and elusive half-ab, ultimately leading to their demise
2. They still have five and a half more abs than you
by cheetaela October 24, 2013
by Downtown Brizzown December 04, 2008