An often over-intelligent weak male who constantly places himself beneath the laughing, cocky, arrogant athletic, hetero pussy-hound, Male Jock butts and reeking feet of the Big Powerful Manly Jocks that bully him.
he thanks the Jocks who bully him and realizes that these Men are always right even when they are wrong.
he reveres them, views all of their typical bully behavior of swirly, when they all laugh at him, when they give him atomic wedgies, as simply a Real Man being Manly and as such, should always be given the reigns in whatever situation the Jock Bully decides, especially if it's extremely humiliating as that's when he is most useful to them.
he does all of their schoolwork and debases and humiliates himself on command, at their order. He does this because he enjoys feeding the Ego of the Real Man, having the honor of Them laughing at him, and being in his place as we all should (he believes): be beneath Them, enjoying the view of the Kings dictating Their property however they see fit.
he thanks the Jocks who bully him and realizes that these Men are always right even when they are wrong.
he reveres them, views all of their typical bully behavior of swirly, when they all laugh at him, when they give him atomic wedgies, as simply a Real Man being Manly and as such, should always be given the reigns in whatever situation the Jock Bully decides, especially if it's extremely humiliating as that's when he is most useful to them.
he does all of their schoolwork and debases and humiliates himself on command, at their order. He does this because he enjoys feeding the Ego of the Real Man, having the honor of Them laughing at him, and being in his place as we all should (he believes): be beneath Them, enjoying the view of the Kings dictating Their property however they see fit.
Jock: "Okay fag, tell me what you are while you lick my butt... Hahahahaha"
Jock's fag: *mumbling through the Jock's butt hairs* "Jock's fag, SIR!!"
Jock: "THAT'S RIGHT, YOU LOVE MY STRAIGHT JOCK BUTT IN YOUR FACE HUH??"
Jocks fag: "Yes SIR it tastes just like a Manly Real Man should taste SIR, something I will never be or ever try to be, SIR"
Jock: "HAH!! Good faggot!! I think its swirly time after you're doing cleaning that spotless down there hahahaha!!!"
Jock's fag: *mumbling through the Jock's butt hairs* "Jock's fag, SIR!!"
Jock: "THAT'S RIGHT, YOU LOVE MY STRAIGHT JOCK BUTT IN YOUR FACE HUH??"
Jocks fag: "Yes SIR it tastes just like a Manly Real Man should taste SIR, something I will never be or ever try to be, SIR"
Jock: "HAH!! Good faggot!! I think its swirly time after you're doing cleaning that spotless down there hahahaha!!!"
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