Watch Evangelion

To watch evangelion is to (either literally, or through other means) find true happiness and learn to love yourself.

Person 1: Thanks for telling me to watch Evangelion, it was great!
Hideaki Anno: Congragulations!

by WeezerGo March 14, 2025

Tweaking Evan

Someone who takes hallucinogens and proceeds to freak out. They often remove their clothes and usually run down the street butt naked.

Dude we did some shrooms and my friend turned into a tweaking evan.

by The ‘cid man August 12, 2025

Sloppy Evan

When you eat out someone typically of the same sex and gently bite the dingleberrys off one by one and spit it into a bowl of ice cream until you have enough as desired and you proceed to share the ice cream with chocolate dingleberrys

Evan decided to eat the ass flakes off Ryan’s ass and spit them into a milkshake and poured it all over Ryan’s chode then proceeded to top him off making it a sloppy Evan

by Al Horford November 17, 2025

pookie evan

pookie evan is the white pookie from pi kappa phi at sjsu and he is so pookie like pookie to the max the ultimet pookie hella sentient and ferda

pookie evan is the pookie evan

by pookieevan November 30, 2025

Pulling an 'Evan Dorney'

The act in which a boy leaves you all alone to have fun with his friends then complains when you stop talking to him. What he doesn't know, is that you secretly are head over heels in love with him.

Christa: I'm so ef-ing upset right now!
Meagan: why?
Christa: My new boyfriend is Pulling an 'Evan Dorney'!!
Meagan: wow, i'm sorry. Wait so you lvoe himm?
Christa: DUH!!!!

by ScrattyNeonblind January 2, 2011

St mark the evangelist

Welcome to the worst school you will ever hear about. A school where the class of 2020 has the most fakes in the entire world (especially in one home room where one girl had her nudes seen by every 8th grader last year). Oh and don’t forget a shit faculty. Horrible teachers. Classes that you won’t ever use in your life time. Teachers has shit grading skills. Unfair dress code. And a p.e. Teacher who gives you pedophile vibes

Someone: “what school do you go to”
Someone: “st mark the evangelist”
that one girl: “I go to that school and everyone has seen my nudes!”

by 1234488382828283 September 14, 2019

Pulling an evan

When you have an object or some sort of item that is very special to you and holds not only real-world value, but special value to you (like a rare trading card, etc.) And a friend or somebody you know purchases the item you have only because they don't want people to praise you for having that thing, essentially trying to 1-up the other person. This is different from purchasing something once because what the other person has looks and seems cool to you.

Guy 1: whenever I get a new MTG card, Guy 3 gets exactly whatever I get after I show him!

Guy 2: seems sus, maybe he's pulling an evan

by Ridiculously June 18, 2020