ethan. this kid is going to fuck your bitch and give you little siblings. he’s gonna eat your mom and leave it like ground beef. he’s got a huge penis, like buddha’s stomach. he’s also got the charm of an angel. when he smiles he lights up the galaxy. the girls drool over him. they finger themselves in the thought of ethan. he is just so sexy and dominant.
by mr fyb March 7, 2019
Get the ethanmug. Ethan is a whiny little bitch snitch formally known as smurf, he is a little cocky faggot who has no friends and sucks dick. His brother and is a fat motherfucker. Ethan voice makes me want to kill my self. He says he’s gonna fight somebody then he got the shit beat out of him
by Eatdat June 3, 2019
Get the Ethan Albertamug. A man who knows way too much about coding and has the bone structure of a twig. He might have a couple of friends and might act chill around them, but the second he gets on Discord he is possibly the most racist person imaginable. Music taste either doesn't exist or is really bad, mostly consisting of video game soundtracks and more video game soundtracks. He's an absolute gamer though, a cool friend to have.
by Vapid. March 25, 2024
Get the Ethan Fmug. A teenage boy who hooks up with so many girls, but pretends each relationship is “The One” until he’s dumped. Doesn’t know how to recognize that every girl is totally using him for sex.
by Ratatillie February 13, 2018
Get the Ethanmug. When off of his ADHD drugs, he could lose control . Drinks three dr peppers and Red Bull because it reverses the caffeine effect.
by SickDucker October 2, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. A mother frickin sexy boy. No. Man. He has washboard abs and flowing hair. Love him with great compassion because if you don’t, you’ll end up with his friends, that’s a no-go!
by Ethans lover May 19, 2020
Get the Ethanmug. A boy who will break your heart and not realize. Ethan is kind, smart, usually athletic and doesn't care about what people think.
by Lillybug08 August 10, 2021
Get the Ethanmug.