Ethan

a person with a dick longer than drake and smashes more mums a day then days in a year and everyone likes him. and is the best at every sport

i got railed by ethan and i loved it

by ethan the g July 17, 2024

Ethan

He is my best friend. He is a caring, funny, and handsome boy. Without him I wouldn't have gotten through 3 crazy years of my life. His protective nature might be that of a best friend, but I know that he will always be by my side. I can tell him secrets that I know he will keep safe for eternity. I feel so safe when I am around him and he will be my Kingsman whenever I need.

My best friend Ethan no matter the distance between us.

by ShadowhunterGirlForever May 27, 2019

Ethan

A guy who is definitely defines perfection. Although he might not agree, it’s obvious to anyone that meets him that he is the smartest, most funniest and charming guy on planet earth. He’s the best thing to ever happen to anyone and should be loved and cared for properly because he deserves it.

Ethan is perfect

by Jaelix June 1, 2021

Ethan

A guy who is definitely defines perfection. Although he might not agree, it’s obvious to anyone that meets him that he is the smartest, most funniest and charming guy on planet earth. He’s the best thing to ever happen to anyone and should be loved and cared for properly because he deserves it.

Ethan is perfect

by Jaelix June 1, 2021

Ethan

The gayest man you will ever meet in your entire life. Also most definitely a simp

Wow did you see Ethan, what a simp am I right

by Cha seh February 26, 2020

Ethan Kalajian

A person behind the Blackgaze/Shoegaze band "To writhe love on her arms".

I love Ethan Kalajian.

by blackgays69 November 18, 2025

Ethan

Usually someone who loves stupid looking fortnite skins and has a cartoon voice, and still plays fortnite years after it died. Someone who has messed up teeth and had to most likely wear a helmet as a baby and loves attention.

Ethan is a wonder in our world.

by Ethan is ultra gay December 24, 2019