Lahnguinean Indigo Disease

It's like blue waffle...but diarrhea.

After my night out in Seoul I caught a bad case of Lahnguinean Indigo Disease.

by 3TracksInTheSnow May 4, 2021

Speedrunner’s disease

when someone beats a long game in a short amount of time

Person 1: “I got the new Pokémon game and I finished it in a day.”
Person 2: “Do you have speedrunner’s disease?”

by Pixelation0129 August 15, 2022

Suckling Disease

a rare form of metaphorical sexually transmitted infection that is aroused when more often a woman has been performing the act of "suckling" on a day to day basis to strangers and therefore has acquired the disease due to repetition of the disgraceful act.

when you visit your best mates house and find that his mother is more than willing to have a nosh even though not much interaction is needed because she has previously acquired the highly rare "suckling disease" meaning she will have a nosh in any circumstances with any stranger, no cash in hand needed due to the disease being present.

by Gun Boy August 23, 2010

Disney Disease

When something in pop culture becomes so ubiquitous that liking it is mandatory. People infected with Disney disease will dismiss any and all criticism as petty contrarianism, no matter how obviously flawed or downright awful the thing is.

Named after the company that reduces everything to flavorless gray mush.

Examples: capeshit, Harry Potter

My friend thinks I'm a depressed asshole because I never want to see his shitty MCU movies. He has a bad case of Disney disease.

by dontkillalljewspls October 8, 2021

elephant disease

The biggest disease that comes from sexual intercourse after a woman done an abortion,
it can result in death if the man doesn't get traditional treatment in time

Tokologo almost died after been infected by elephant disease

by anonymous March 15, 2025

Alzheimer's Disease

Alzheimers Disease is the most common type of dementia. Alzheimer's is a progressive disease beginning with mild memory loss and possibly leading to loss of the ability to carry on a conversa-

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Alzheimer's is a common type of dementia.
Alzheimer's is a common type of dementia.
Alzheimer's is a common type of dementia.

Alzheimer's is... Nvm I forgot.

Person 1: Sorry, I might forget, I have Alzheimer's Disease.
Person 2: Oh, really? You have Alzheimer's?
Person 1: What? I never said I have Alzheimer's.

by menlover_ March 13, 2024

Writer’s Disease

Something or a character what would have been very well done in a plot, or have actual lore accurate powers but gets ruined by poor writing. Like a character who could be very well made, and powerful in their universe, but the writing of the story and the development of the character ruins it.

In short, really shitty writing for something that could’ve been good and well made.

“Flash could have been literally the best character in DC in my opinion. But the writing is one one of his biggest drawbacks! I fucking hate the Writer’s Disease on him!

by Raptor-777 May 15, 2025