Sloppy Dallas

When your girl gives you a blowjob with a mouth full of dip

Me: Yo bro my girlfriend gave me the Sloppy Dallas

Bro: You lucky cunt

by DavidRedmond December 16, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

when you get a blowjob from someone with a dip in

Man she gave the best sloppy dallas ever

by anonymous December 19, 2020

Nick Dallos

A man of his word and also a celestial being

Holy shit it’s nick dallos!

by Corona Boy March 2, 2021

Johnny Dallas

A fuck boy type of motherfucker who

is from: a) Dallas, TX, b) anywhere in Texas north of Waco along the 1-35 corridor or c) any state west of Indiana and north of Pennsylvania and who leaves their home -either on vacation or permanently - to come down to South Texas and all they packed was their fuck-baggery.

1) This square-toed boot having, Johnny Dallas ass motherfucker is such a fuck head.

2) Wait he said that he puts fucking mustard on his what? A fucking “coney?” What a fucking Johnny Dallas.

3) If this Johnny Dallas lookin’ cocksucker says “Jersey” one more time then I’m going to Tony Soprano his ass myself.

by GnarcJohn January 26, 2021

Sloppy Dallas

When you get her to pack a lip before sucking you off

Dude she gave me a sloppy dallas, had my dick lookin like a turd

by Where are my fingers March 18, 2021

Sloppy Dallas

You girlfriend/sister packs two fat lips with Copenhagen and gives you a vigorous blow job

“Hey can we try that sloppy Dallas thing you learned at a truck stop”

by Moistcumsandwich April 24, 2021

Sloppy dallas

Packing a massive lip and giving a blowjob to someone

Hey babe imma give you a sloppy dallas

by Jelly bob July 8, 2021