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Retunkey Chode

When someone is undeniably very retarded and also happens to be a monkey with a chode.
Orlando is a retunkey chode.”
by Retunk munk August 22, 2025
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Chode

Joe Biden is a chode.
by Don Bussier July 11, 2023
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chode jockey

A jokey of chode; one who rides chodes for a living; professional chode rider.

A person who likes to ride dick can be male or female.

Someone extremely obsessed with the chode
Did you see that chode jockey over there?
You are being a real chode jockey right now.

That hooker really knew how to take a dick, a real chode jockey .
Why are you such a chode jockey bro?
by Schlong Dong Silver March 20, 2022
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chode attack

When a bunch of women chomp some chewy chode
Yesterday my sister and her friends gave me a chode attack .
by Chewychodechamper May 12, 2016
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Chunky Chode Syndrome

When someone is just all round fucking retarded. Just. SO fucking retarded.
They are really large in the belly area so can't do much in terms of moving.
They tend to slur speech or speak in a way not fathomable to the human mind.
They are constantly angry, tending to annoy people incredibly easily, either due to their lack of chromosomes or just because they are just so fucking retarded.
They never make sense in actions or decisions always choosing the dumbest action possible and blaming it on others.
For example shooting from 50 yards out on pro clubs and blaming the LB for not making a run.
This syndrome is generally causes by a combination of generations of ceaseless inbreeding and relentlessly being dropped on the head as a child.

They have many illnesses and diseases for including but not limited to poo aids, general beardedness, an attraction to whales and a insistence to not be able to pronounce the letter T.
James - "WanNa gO On GEA" (Meaning GTA)
Ed - "Fuck off you disabled prick"
James - *has sex with a whale*
Ed - "Yep he has Chunky Chode Syndrome"
by Hobly May 9, 2021
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Chode

A penis that is build like caseoh with out the orange ( unless you’re a lucky charm person)
Braden edges and gelks his chode in the back of Mr. Belding’s office in goonvanna
by Theorian Plushie April 29, 2024
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Chode shuffling

A douchebag, generally the shape of a chode or a nugget who can not dance so shuffles back and forward puffing out there chests. usually found in dingy discusting nightclub fistpumping on the outskirts of the dance floor.
hey alex i'm glad im not chode shuffling like those D-bags over there
by Dfunk92 September 18, 2011
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