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Martin's Chili

Chili that has been made in the depths and bowels of Hell itself. Your asshole will feel as if someone fucked you with a round cheese grater.
He ate Martin's Chili yesterday. He's been in the hospital for about 6 years now and even the best doctors can't repair his asshole.
by foreskingobbler July 22, 2021
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Hill Billy Chili Dog

During fellatio the person performing the act will vomit but will continue to suck the puke covered penis.
by Kaibuprofin August 7, 2021
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Lake Erie Chili

A sex position and rare delicacy where a top uses a funnel to fill a bottoms anus with baked beans before anal sex. After finishing, the beans are emptied out into a bowl and eaten with a light garnish.
I had Tom over for some Lake Erie Chili last night. it was quite tangy.
by elmo booty November 25, 2021
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Texas Sized Chili Ring

The un-wiped shit-covered asshole of a morbidly obese woman
Waiter: Have you decided on an order?
Connor: I’ll have a Texas Sized Chili Ring
Waiter: Alright, and how about you, sir?
Garrett: Make that two, sir
by D4L3 July 21, 2022
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Red Hot Chili Peppers

A group of sex offenders cleverly disguised as a band.
Where did Lily go?

Well, Anthony Kiedis from Red Hot Chili Peppers was at my house earlier...
by CYNMD August 13, 2022
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Mouthful of chili

When a girl gives a guy head after he had just had vaginal sex with her while she was on her period, and his penis is covered in dried period blood.
"Do you want a mouthful of chili?"
by Potato Greene October 21, 2022
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dickin’ your chili

A derivative of “digging your chili,” a phrase thrown about in the early aughts mostly in Cincinnati, Ohio to express a liking for someone.

Over time, with the corruption and degradation of decent society, the phrase transformed into “dickin’ your chili.”

Not to be confused with “dick in your chili” which in some regions is known as a “chili dog.”
Betsy: Hi friend, Happy Tuesday, I’m really dickin’ your chili!

Philip: Excuse me??

Betsy: I’m dickin’ your chili!

Phillip: No thanks.
by nocharge May 26, 2023
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