bum jangles

used to describe anything

-"Are u saying i did this?"

-"Well if the bum jangles!"

by The bum jangler January 19, 2010

Bum Salad

The act of smearing your butt crack and the pubic hair within in salad cream in an attempt to lube it up for penetration.

If salad cream can not be found then it is acceptable to substitute mayo/light mayo.

Yo man, I can't believe I got a bum salad last night, my ass is "cold-sore" now.

by Sealion1616 November 26, 2017

lazy bum

Tauheed Chowdhury is a lazy bum

T isnt showering, what a lazy bum!

by justthetrustyaknow#2 February 23, 2021

Bum mustard

Bum mustard is the creamy result of having someone ejaculate during anal sex. It is yellow in colour and has a thick creamy consistency.

I came and when I pulled out there was bum mustard all over!

by Survivor bear August 12, 2016

Bum pussy

Bum pussy is both a proverbial term as well as a noun. Describing the action of a woman showing the vagina from a back facing angle exposing the posterior.

What a splendid bum pussy,

Or

Come on babes show us the back angle I wanna see the bum pussy

by Skin eplets69 September 19, 2020

Bum bumper

Bum bumper is a word for a badass who is really loud and sometimes annoying but will stick up for you.

You’re a bum bumper

by Limbflowliesss May 8, 2021

Bum Plunger

A Bum Plunger is used on a congested anus, where the host's feces are as solid as a boulder. Use of a Bum Plunger may assist in the release of said boulder. Possible side effects may include feelings of homosexuality and profuse bleeding from the rectum.

Oh man I haven't pooed today, it feels like a boulder is sitting inside of me. Jimmy, get the Bum Plunger!

by TimothyMcJenkins May 8, 2021