by Doitforthebanta March 18, 2021
When you take a shit and it goes messy, wiping takes forever and it looks like melted chocolate smelling of shit.
by Arsebiscuits82 April 18, 2018
A bum wrangler is a particularly aggressive homosexual male who rounds up unsuspecting gay men, often in numbers up to 8 or even 10 to use them as living jewellery by inserting his index finger in to the back passage. Just to show off to his other wrangler friends. He often keeps them captive for up to two weeks.
by Polish bike rider September 13, 2016
by degrace June 19, 2009
The term used when two people of any sex create a tunnel by pressing their bare bum cheeks together, usually for the purpose of a third male party to insert their penis for sexual pleasure.
“Ryan rang at lunchtime to invite Mike and i round tonight for a bum tunnel and a curry”
George “Would you like my wife and I to bum tunnel you?
Me “no”
George “Would you like my wife and I to bum tunnel you?
Me “no”
by Leviathan Porkchop June 25, 2021
The act of offering a bum a warm meal in a restaurant with the inent to stick him/her with the check, aka reverse bum, after eating.
Employed citizen: Hey why don't you come with me to get something to eat.
Bum: wkhdujtzye...ok
-Moments before meal is completed-
Employed citizen: Wow that was good. I'm going to go to the restroom; excuse me.
Employed citizen then takes off for the door thus not paying for the meal or completing a reverse bum on the homeless person.
Bum: wkhdujtzye...ok
-Moments before meal is completed-
Employed citizen: Wow that was good. I'm going to go to the restroom; excuse me.
Employed citizen then takes off for the door thus not paying for the meal or completing a reverse bum on the homeless person.
by dingdangdingdong September 03, 2008
by mrtangle December 22, 2016