Child blind

When parents are so used to being around their children, they no longer recognize how gross and annoying they are.

Did you see little Charlie double dipping in the queso at the BBQ?
Oh yeah, his mom is totally child blind.

by Thorgodofthunder93 May 14, 2023

african blindfold

When with a woman that has large hoop earrings, you stick your dick through one of the earrings, across her face, and through the other earring, blinding her with your penis.

Last night my buddy from Kenya said he gave his girl an African blindfold.

by Bigpotofgumbo May 30, 2023

Floogal binder

The plastic end of a shoelace

The floogal binder fell off my shoelace

by Kay10001 June 23, 2023

Leaky Blinder

A leaky blinder is a very horny fan of the peaky blinders, they especially crush on Tommy, Arthur, John or Alfie.

Hey, that leaky blinder Josh is going insane for Alfie again.

by TheFendtFahrer July 13, 2023

ugly blind

Unable to see ugliness. Finds the beauty in everything. Can turn negatives into positives.

I was born ugly blind, all I can see is the beauty in everyone's personality and soul.

by Ashes_enlight August 11, 2024

the blind factory

A bunch of drunk people, comes from the slang word "blind" meaning drunk

Person 1: Can't wait to go to the bar
Person 2: Yeah, it's gonna be the blind factory out there, so many drinks

by Smurkio August 25, 2024

Pinky blinder

When an individual sticks a pinky in someone’s asshole or sphincter area and rub it in their eyes causing mild to moderately severe forms of pink eye, subsequently leading to calling in sick to work the next day and having to binge watch the popular tv drama series, Peaky Blinders.

I gave her the pinky blinder and now my eye is itchy.

by garlicbreadboi October 15, 2023