Bitch Monkey

A really annoying person, usually identified by a loud and obnoxious laugh. This person usually has no idea that no one likes them.

I couldn't sleep because I could hear the bitch monkey existing in the other room.

by yourexsuitemate03 September 26, 2010

my bitch

an individual who belongs to you.

the entire american population under the u.s. government.

by civilian April 1, 2003

bitches be trippin'

used primarily by heterosexual males to justify the irrational behaviors of women.

Paul: I can't understand why my girlfriend cried just because I forgot our nine week anniversary.

Jason: Don't worry about it, dude. What can you do? Bitches be trippin'!

by Dr. P.J. Conlike January 11, 2009

bitch-tactics

A tactical approach in multiplayer PC & video games where one uses any means available to get ahead. Camping, spawn-killing, attacking & hiding, or any other tactics displaying a complete lack of honor, integrity, and character in battle. A final tactical insult involves suicide by grenades or any explosive device in a cowardly attempt to bring others down with you to score some kills.

bitch-tactician
bitch·tac·ti·cian, n. One who is acquainted with, or skilled in, the ways of bitch-tactics

by Lounge Three Dot Com July 19, 2007

bitch cloud

Bitch cloud (noun)- a cloud comprising of many different deodorant sprays that makes you gag when it gets in you nose/eyes/mouth.
To bitch cloud- to spray unnecessary amounts of deodorant
To be bitch clouded- when you find yourself in the middle of a bitch cloud.

Two people walking down corridor
Person 1: *gag* what is the smell?!
Person 2: aww man! We just got bitch clouded!

by iconenthusiast March 20, 2013

tornado bitch

a girl who overreacts to everything, and whenever she's around stuff gets wrecked. she also can be very annoying and bitchy

girl: i hate you so much!
guy: stop being such a tornado bitch

by kiki the firefighter number 2 April 28, 2014

moldy bitch

A bitch past her prime. An old bitch. A woman that is older and nasty. A male may be called a "moldy mitch".

pl. moldy bitches

"That woman knows she's a moldy bitch."
"I can't stand a moldy bitch trying to get up on my man."

by SJDilly May 9, 2014