bean shoot

The process of using a two disposable paper plates in a cone like shape to exponentially increase the amount of bake beans you can absorb into your face.

Jerry - Hurry up and eat your beans Dallas ; don't want to miss gettin sendie with the boys

Dallas - Make me a damn Bean Shoot to I can gargle these beens to keep me warm in the POW.

by Swagwayforreal November 23, 2015

lairy bean

Someone who is loud mouthed, boisterous and likes to have it large.

That guy at the party was a right lairy bean, wasn't he?

by Bellthehippo November 29, 2015

bean filer

To ram that bean (clitoris) so hard/ fast you file that shit down

I rammed her so hard lastnight you might as well call me the bean filer

by beansalad March 26, 2016

Holding the beans

Another way of saying that you or someone is holding in diarrhea because there are no bathrooms available or nearby for you to use

Ex1. Hurry up in there! I’ve been holding the beans for too long!

Ex2. Poor Ben. He’s been holding the beans for a while now.

by Someone odd July 6, 2019

Spectacular bean

When a person is stupid but a amazing person

“Shut up your spectacular bean”
“I’m a spectacular bean”

by Terry kush July 15, 2019

Bean Surprise

When a man fills his pockets completely with baked beans, and a women then reaches in and jacks him off through the soupy beans.

Hey man I heard vandyke went and got a fat Bean Surprise from some hooker last night

by Flahugulus Bouglar July 31, 2019

Vanilla Bean

A person who is calm and relaxed and not typically spontaneous or uncontained.

She is a vanilla bean but she still knows how to have fun.

by Zivjeli March 20, 2019